A LETTER FROM JASON
SOLITARY CONFINEMENT BLOCK
22nd September 2011
How are you my friend? Myself, I'm cushty. Well, let me tell you: since
my last letter to you, the very next morning, I woke up to 25 screws at
my door with one of the Governors of the prison telling me that I am
being taken to the "BLOCK !" So, since then I have been held in Solitary
Confinement. At the moment it's back to basics for me: 23½ hour bang-up,
no TV, a shower every other day, 1 piece of writing paper a week,
clean prison clothes at their discretion. I started off with a
mattress on the floor but I've now got myself a bed ... Yeeeeehaaaaaa!
Even the cockroaches down here have prison numbers Ha Ha!
I ain't been nicked and can not be nicked for anything now, as they have
to charge me within the first 48 hours; but that doesn't mean they can't
keep me here in the unit. I am being held on "Security Reasons." Fuck
me, I've heard that one a few times!!
Anyway, the next day I go before the Governor (a different one to the
one who came and gave me that rude awakening). He told me the reason I
am in the unit which I have just told you (Security Reasons). To be
fair, I was concentrating more on the great picture he had behind him of
our beloved Queen. As I left the room I did smile and give her a wink
and said "Quality picture Guv!!"
Anyway, I can still receive mail, so I just want to let people know that
it might take me a little longer to reply than usual. Saying that, the
Screws have been good as gold with me when I come out for a whole
30 seconds to pick my dinner up and they have been giving me my half hour
exercise. The exercise yard is like a Cat 'A' yard: it's 12 steps long
by 8 steps wide but at least it's a bit of fresh air ... though it's
been a bit nippy out there in this Redneck outback gaff!!
The worst they can do is keep me until February. To be fair I had
a touch coming down here ... I couldn't listen to or see Chelsea lose to
Man United Ha Ha!
The Governor told me I was getting shipped out, to which I replied
"Fantastic!" but that might not be the case, as the prisons are bursting
at the seams for space, so we'll see. But if I do my mail will get
forwarded on to me and if I don't it will give me something to read, so
KEEP THEM COMING ... THANKS.
Well, that's about all from Paranoid Security Lockdown Villas, so until
next time remember to take care, stay sharp and "ONLY THE STRONG
TIME STOPS FOR NO MAN!